Food Name Failures 3

If you went shopping and saw these products on the shelves (or hanging on racks, as the case may be), would you buy them?

I know I would hesitate. No, I would quickly whip out my phone-cam and snap off a few. Because things like these should be recorded for posterity.

Therefore, for posterity, here are some food product name failures (at least in America), the last in my picture collection: