Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Random Musings 22

If alligators have trouble getting up in the morning, can you say they have “reptile dysfunction”?

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I wonder if a mumbler’s typing is illegible as well.
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When the hard of hearing vacuum their floors, how do they know the vacuum cleaner is on?
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I know a little karate and some judo. Does that make me a partial artist?
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How come we pay to have the tires on our cars rotated when they rotate all by themselves every time we take the car out for a drive?

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