Random Musings 21

I was wondering … since I have insomnia, would hibernation be boring?

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I’m confused. If I move from Hawaii to California during the summer when it’s three hours earlier over there, would my 5 o’clock shadow become a 2 o’clock shadow? Or would it become an 8 o’clock shadow?

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Shouldn’t dogs rub hand sanitizer (e.g. Purell) on their noses after they meet and “greet” new friends?

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If I had X-ray vision like Superman, could I give myself a colonoscopy?

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If I were a kid and got a part in an R-rated movie, how old would I have to be before they let me see how I did in the movie?