Aloha Gives You Gas

What gives you gas? Peppers? Onions? Beans? Milk? Prunes? Broccoli? Bananas?

Well, hold on to your, er, butt. Apparently, "Aloha" (the Hawaiian word for love, goodbye and other deeply emotional feelings), will give you gas. If you're lucky.

Aloha Petroleum wants to give you gas if you win their video contest. You're going to have to look up the details for yourself, because I'm distancing myself from participants who must be lining up to earn their gas.

As for me, I have enough gas. Just ask the wife.