Where do superheroes go to quick change into their outfits
now? Behind a flipped-open cellphone?
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The wife was going on and on about her weight, so I told her
to quit complaining and lighten up. The doc said the red handprint on my face
should go away soon.
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Got another reminder card from my optometrist. Hmmmm, maybe
I’ll stop wearing my glasses when I’m not looking at anything, so they won’t
wear out so fast.
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When mimes retire, do they suddenly get all yakkety and talkative
to make up for lost time?
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If outer space is indeed nothing but a big vacuum, who
changes the bag?
iI actually saw a phone booth not long ago. I got really excited. Some people don't even know what they are. Poor Superman, he'd be in a world of hurt now.
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