I wonder if I could make millions selling maps, or maybe even special bird global positioning systems to Canada geese that are directionally deficient? * * * * *
I don’t get brain freeze when I eat or drink something cold. The wife says it’s because my brain isn’t connected to my mouth.
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How come nobody remembers Paul Revere’s horse’s name? After all, didn’t the horse do all the work that night?
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Since Boston is called “Bean Town,” why don’t they put beans in their clam chowder?
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Why would I want to sell my sole to the Devil? If I did that, wouldn’t the bottom of my foot burn on the hot sidewalk?
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