My wife gets irritated when I don’t answer the phone. But c’mon … I mean, it might not be for me, right?* * * * *
I wanted to try yoga, but decided it’s not for me. Oh, I did try it, but couldn’t get past the “rest position.” I kept falling asleep.
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What to do? What to do? If I leave the toilet seat up, my wife gets irritated. But if I leave the toilet seat down, the dog gets irritated.
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Do people with full sets of dentures ever buy toothpicks? Hmmmm, I wonder.
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Since Superman is the “Man of Steel,” do you think his wife uses refrigerator magnets to stick their kids’ school artwork on his chest?
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