Zzzzzzz …

That was the worst NCAA basketball championship I’ve ever seen on TV in my life. And I've been watching for at least 47 years, since 1964. The University of Connecticut won by a lame score of 53-41, coming off of a half-time score of … get this … Butler 22, UConn 19.

Last night, Butler set a record for futility, hitting only 18.8% of its field goals in the game.

Sports analysts were giving some credit to UConn for their defense, but really … all UConn to do was let Butler shoot and wait for the “doink” sound as the ball hit the rim like a brick.

They should have just picked their best players and had them compete in a round of “Horse.” That would have been more exciting.

Jeez!