Reptile Party

So, I asked myself, what's a kids reptile party? Do the kids grow scales when they get there? Are they taught how to hunt insects and grubs when they're small, then are weaned over to red meat when they get big?

 

Or, do they just learn how to be reptiles? Or, are they given little lizard and alligator suits and sent out to terrorize the neighborhood?

 

And lookit the sign posted on a Los Gatos telephone pole ... they do stuff with schools and summer programs as well. These reptile people, they sure know how to insinuate themselves into our kiddy society, don't they?

 

Oh, get off my back. I know what a kid reptile party is. Can't an old curmudgeon have a little fun with it?