Horror-Scopes

What’s guy to do? The astronomers trumped the astrologers and changed the Zodiac around. Consequently, I am no longer a Libran but have been relegated to the ranks of the Virgins.

And that is all well and good.

Except that …

According to my horoscope in this morning’s newspaper, as a Virgin, today I’m supposed to “Take another person’s opinions with a grain of salt.” As a Libran, however, I am told to “Listen to what’s happening with a friend.”

Totally diametrically opposed to each other. And that’s just plain stupid.

So, my dilemma – should I deign to accept it” Do I still rely on the old Zodiac? Or cast it away and align myself with the new Zodiac?

See? This is why I don’t read the daily “horror-scopes” any more.