I heard some pretty funny stuff the last time I went to Costco to pick up prescription meds:
Checkout guy to a utility clerk rushing to the check-out stand with three cantaloupes: “Take it back, sorry. She wanted a catalog, not cantaloupes.”
Mother herding four kids, with another in her arms, to her little boy: “Watch out, there’s a dead bird there. Don’t step th— DON’T STEP THERE! … I TOLD you not to step there.”
That was a good day for a couple of laughs fer shure.
I can relate to the second one. Kurt was calling out to me not to step on a giant grasshopper, and, of course, my foot landed right on it. Beats a dead bird, I guess.
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